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1.)Fine – This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.)Five Minutes – If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.)Nothing – This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.)Go Ahead – This is a dare, not permission. don’t do it.
5.)loud Sigh – This is actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing(refers to #3).
6.)That’s Okay – This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.)Thanks – A woman is thanking you, do not question of faint.Just say you’re welcome.( “Thanks a lot” – this is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. Do not say “you’re welcome” that will bring on a “whatever”).
8.)Whatever – Is a woman’s way of saying “F*** YOU.
9.)Don’t Worry About It, I Got It – Another dangerous statement, this is something that a woman has told to a man several times, but is now doing it herself. This will resultin a man asking “what’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
